The State of Texas Ate My Blog Post

I was not able to post yesterday because I spent the entire day trying to officially become a Texan, again. After going through the process, I am definitely less excited to be affiliated with the state than I was before. (Though I guess I really have no out, seeing as I was born in Houston…) Here is a how my day went.

8:00 arrive at Kwik Kar to get my car inspected.

8:01 – 8:20 walk to Starbucks for a cup of coffee and an Apple Fritter. (Looking back, I firmly believe that this is the only reason I made it through the day.)

8:30 told that I need new windshield wipers in order to pass the inspection. What were they thinking in Oklahoma letting me drive around the state with those less than sufficient windshield wipers. (I have no idea why they did not pass inspection, I had never noticed a problem.) Clearly, I was a danger to myself and others.

8:47 paid $62 and some change for the privilege of getting an ugly sticker inside my window that says I passed the inspection.

9:02 – 9:20 drove to the county tax office to register my car.

9:27 was told that I did not have all of the necessary paperwork. (Very annoying mistake on my part.)

9:28 ran back to my car in the rain

9:29 – 10:53 drove home, picked up necessary paperwork, drove back to the tax office, jogged through more rain inside, got in line, made it to the front of the line, was told I needed a number for what I wanted to do, gave woman a quizzical look, got out of line, received number 63, sat down, number 63 was immediately called, went back to the counter, gave woman another quizzical look, almost passed out when I thought for a minute that Melissa had to be there too, rediscovered my blood pressure, wrote a check for more than $170 for the privilege of having two license plates instead of one, drove back home, occasionally muttering things to myself that made me feel better about the lack of control I had over the entire process.

11:00 – 11:45 drove to the Department of Public Safety with Melissa and Bethany to get our drivers license. Received numbers 176 and 177. Discovered that they were currently on number 79. Sat on the floor because there were no empty seats. Ten numbers were called in the first twenty minutes.

11:46 decided that we needed to get some food.

11:47 – 12:20 went to Sonic to eat and talk about how fun it was to get to do this all day.

12:21 discovered that they had gone through thirteen numbers the entire time we were gone.

12:22 decided to go home to feed Bethany.

12:23 – 1:29 driving home, walking dogs, feeding Bethany, driving back.

1:30 discovered that they had gone through seventeen more numbers in our absence.

1:31 – 1:37 drove to a gas station to fill up the car with gas.

1:38 – 2:17 more work on perfecting the art of waiting.

2:18 forgot where I was.

2:19 wondered if I was ever going to get out.

2:20 an employee for the Texas DPS came out an explained a new strategy that was going to revolutionize the way that we did this.

2:30 somehow this approach actually meant that we were placed in a new line, and we were first in it!

2:59 wrote a $48 check for the privilege of getting a piece of paper that was my “temporary license” with the incorrect zip code on it, and the promise that I will get a real license in the mail someday, and the zip code really should be right on the real license. But if it isn’t, I am told I can just come right back here and they will straighten it all out for me…

3:04 drove out of the parking lot of hell.

1 state inspection sticker: $62
2 Texas license plates: $170
2 paper temporary licenses: $48
Spending seven hours jumping through government hoops: PRICELESS

Forward Messages for Dummies, or How to Not Spread Slander

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“If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts… this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States … better heed this and pray about it and share it… ”

Ok, first things first: If you get an email that starts with any variation of the previous paragraph, you are safe in going ahead and deleting it. It is, in all likelihood, not worth reading, and more importantly – not true!

Second: If you get an email that promises you amazing rewards, or threatens you with disastrous consequences if you do not forward it, delete it. I personally have made it a matter of principle that if a forward message threatens me, I will not inflict that garbage on other people. (I am really amazed that people are so easily manipulated, and so selfish about it. Do we really believe that an email has the power to cause one of our relatives to die in the next 27 minutes? And if we do, why are we so willing to forward it on to our friends and loved ones? Do we want theirs to die too?)

Third: Always check a forward message that claims to say things that are true with snopes.com. It takes very little time and will save you the embarrassment of sending an email that says that Clifford the Big Red Dog is a cover for Al-Qaeda to all of the people who thought you were smart before you clicked the “forward all” button.

Here is an example on a more serious note: I have recently received, more than once, a forward message claiming that Senator Barack Obama is a Muslim extremist, that he was sworn into office using the Koran, that he will not say the pledge of allegiance, and that according to Revelation he fits the profile of the anti-Christ. Now, if you delete all the lies and distortions from that statement here is what is left: Barack Obama was sworn into office.

The truth is that Barack Obama is a Christian who has been willing to talk about his conversion experience, he placed his hand on the Bible when he was sworn into office, he will say the pledge of allegiance, (But, by the way, why is it that it is always Christians who get so upset when someone won’t pledge allegiance to the United States of America? Shouldn’t they be more worried about their allegiance to Jesus Christ and his kingdom? I hope and pray that my allegiance is to God before the United States.) and the reference to Revelation in this particular email does not actually exist.

I also wish that Christians would remember that one of the 10 Commandments is that you shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. In other words, when Christians lie about another person because they don’t want them to be elected to public office, they are sinning.

I find it very disheartening that Christians are so often the ones who spread lies about other people, who are ignorant of something as basic as the religious identification of a candidate for President of the United States. But what is most disheartening to me is that Christians are so quick to demonize those whom they disagree with. I believe that people of good conscience can disagree about who is the better candidate for President: John McCain or Barack Obama. In fact, on election day there will be people who have done their best to reflect as a Christian on what is at stake in who they vote for, and some will vote for McCain and some will vote for Obama.

But whether it is a political issue, a moral issue, or anything else – Christians need to think twice before they use the forward button on their email accounts. It may seem to some that I am being overly dramatic, but I really believe that how we use our email is a stewardship issue, it is a moral issue. Christians who take the authority of Scripture seriously need to remember that God commands that we not give false testimony about another person. Perhaps we also need to remember these words from James: 3:3-10:

When we put bits into the mouths of horses to make them obey us, we can turn the whole animal. Or take ships as an example. Although they are so large and are driven by strong winds, they are steered by a very small rudder wherever the pilot wants to go. Likewise, the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell. All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and sea creatures are being tamed and have been tamed by human beings, but no one can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison. With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers and sisters, this should not be.

We make it more difficult for others to believe in the God we proclaim when we thoughtlessly forward emails that spread fear, hatred, and lies.

(Postscript: The second time my wife received the “Obama is the Anti-Christ” email, she clicked “reply all” and linked to the snopes article debunking the misinformation in the email. The person who sent her the email wrote back thanking her for setting the record straight and apologizing for not checking the facts before sending it on. This shows two things: 1) I am lucky to be married to an amazing woman, and 2) many people are not forwarding things with bad intentions, they are just assuming it must be true because someone else sent it to them. I think if we correct bad information in a loving way, many people are willing to learn.)

Mainline or Methodist?

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Discipleship Resources has just released Mainline or Methodist? by Scott Kisker. I got a copy of the book in the mail yesterday and couldn’t stop reading it until I ran out of pages. My initial interest was largely due to the fact that Scott was one of my teachers and mentors at Wesley Theological Seminary. He is one of a handful of people who have had a major impact on who I am, and who I am becoming. (Fair warning: this might be the least objective comments I have ever written about a book.) So, I was initially excited about the book because of the person who wrote it. However, as I began reading it, I got really into it because of what was being said, not who was saying it.

In Mainline or Methodist? Scott Kisker argues that “real Methodism declined because we replaced those peculiarities that made us Methodist with a bland, acceptable, almost civil religion, barely distinguishable from other traditions also now know as ‘mainline.’ Like the Israelites under the judges, we wanted to be like the other nations. We no longer wanted to be an odd, somewhat disreputable people. And we have begun to reap the consequences” (13). Kisker argues that authentic Methodism does not seek to solve its own problems, it does not see itself as the answer. Instead, it looks to God’s grace and God’s power to save us. After outlining the hole that the contemporary UMC has dug for itself, and the distance it has wandered away from its Wesleyan roots, Kisker argues that true Methodism offers a vision, message, method, conversation, and a way forward for the United Methodist Church. Bold yet graceful, Mainline or Methodist? challenged me and also stimulated my thoughts about what it means to be a pastor in the United Methodist Church and where I hope our church is heading. My hope is that people like Scott Kisker will be used by God to impact the future and direction of Methodism.

I commend this book to you and would be interested in your thoughts if you have a chance to read it.

Whatever Happened to Wesley’s Explanatory Notes?

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Listed in the Doctrinal Standards of the United Methodist Book of Discipline is John Wesley’s Explanatory Notes upon the New Testament. The Discipline says that the Explanatory Notes are currently in print through Schmul Publishing Company’s 1975 edition. I was skeptical of this, because I had been told that it was out of print. However, through searching Schmul’s website, I discovered that it is in print. You can order a copy of it by going here.

I was pleased to discover that the book is at least currently in print, yet there still seems to be a discrepancy between what United Methodists say about Wesley’s Explanatory Notes (that it is part of our doctrinal standards, giving Wesley’s Notes an authoritative status in interpreting the New Testament) and what United Methodists actually do with Wesley’s Explanatory Notes (basically ignore it, Schmul’s website confirms that there was a period of time that the Explanatory Notes were a part of our doctrinal standards and were not in print…).

Because of my research interest in Wesley Studies, and because of my desire to take seriously the process towards becoming an ordained elder in the United Methodist Church, a few years ago I decided to try to track down a copy of the Explanatory Notes. I am not sure if Schmul’s edition was in print then, but if it was none of the ways that I searched for it on the internet brought it to my attention. I had trouble finding a copy anywhere, finally finding one on ebay. I was very surprised that it was so difficult for a United Methodist pastor to even find a copy of what is considered to be part of our doctrine.

Since buying the book, I haven’t really done a whole lot with it. I looked up several passages I was preaching on in Lamont and referred to it occasionally in a sermon. Saturday, I decided to start using it as my devotional reading. My plan is to read one chapter a day with Wesley’s notes. I am interested to see what the tenor and quality of the notes are, but my primary purpose is going to be using it as a devotional resource, which is what seems to be Wesley’s goal in writing the Explanatory Notes.

In the meantime, do you have any experience with the Explanatory Notes. I have also been wondering if anyone with a background in New Testament has recently looked at Wesley’s Notes and written anything about it. I think this is a very interesting area of research, please mention any articles or books you might be aware of treating the contemporary relevance of the Explanatory Notes for biblical scholarship, or the usefulness of the Explanatory Notes in studying the New Testament in the comments of this post.

Ultimately, the questions seems to me to be: Should something be a part of our doctrinal standards if (at best) we don’t even use it, and perhaps (at worst) don’t even really know what it says? I still hear people reference Wesley’s sermons, the Articles of Religion, and the General Rules, but the only time I can remember someone else talking about the Explanatory Notes was in my UM polity class in seminary, where it was just being mentioned because it was part of the doctrinal standards.

I’m Still Here!

I am making a concerted effort to post more frequently. After two days of inactivity, I just wanted to say that I am still here! I have been doing a lot of research for Dr. Campbell this week on the Wesley Works project and studying french for my first language exam towards the end of August.

I was pointed to a blog that I had not previously discovered. At least based on the first post I read, it looks very funny and worth checking into more. The blog is called Stuff Christians Like. Thanks to Bradley Wright for drawing my attention to it. Check out his post on how Christians can spruce up their email.

My Friend, Zimbabwe, and NPR

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I recently discovered that my good friend, and accountability partner in seminary, Shandi Mawokomatanda was recently interviewed on NPR. Shandi was asked to participate in a discussion about the recent elections (if they can be called that) in Zimbabwe and Mugabe’s impact on his native country. Shandi has always expressed a strong connection to Zimbabwe, and he was one of the first people who helped me to learn about places that I had previously not known much about.

Shandi and I got up every morning during my first year of seminary and we read a chapter of the Bible together and prayed. Our time together was a priceless means of grace to me. I was then blessed to have Shandi as one of my groomsmen in my wedding. I am proud that he is my friend and I am proud of his comments on NPR’s “On Point.” You can read the article here. But you really should click on the link in that article that allows you to listen to the show. The entire piece is worth listening to, but Shandi is introduced and makes his contribution starting around minute 30.

This morning, I praise God for friends like Shandi who have led me closer to the heart of God.

The Nirvana Baby on NPR!

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This made me feel old… While driving home from SMU yesterday I was listening to NPR. That was when it happened: I heard a teaser just before the break that said, “Whatever happened to the Nirvana baby, the one on the cover of their genre changing album, Nevermind?” If you don’t already know what that album cover looks like, this post will probably have no interest to you. But, having gone through adolescence in the 90s, I knew exactly what he was talking about. The question seemed so obvious, but I had never thought about it. What did happen to the Nirvana baby?

Following the break on NPR, there was an interview with, and a story about, Spencer Eldin, the now 17 year old, who is also the baby on the cover of Nevermind. This was definitely a trip down memory lane and I found it to be fascinating. (It also made me feel very, very old. I mean, how could the Nirvana baby be getting ready to go to college… I remember when that CD came out…)

You can read the article here. But, I would highly recommend clicking on the “listen now” link when you get to the article. When you do you will get to hear the most surreal part of all, Spencer talking about how much cooler it would have been to grow up in the 90s. You know, when people actually formed real bands, instead of just playing Rock Band. Ah, the good old days.

The Ideal First Appointment

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There has been some great discussion about younger clergy, appointment making, and the culture of the United Methodist Church as a result of my review of The Crisis of Younger Clergy by Lovett Weems and Ann Michel. I have continued to think about this conversation the past few days and I have started thinking about one particular question that I would like to invite your feedback on: What would make for the ideal first appointment for a younger pastor?

I would love to hear from those of you who have experienced a first appointment as a younger pastor. I would be interested in hearing the thoughts of folks who have not personally beem young clergy in a first appointment, but have observed younger clergy and have thoughts about what would be most helpful. It seems to me that there are several issues surrounding this question: What are the stewardship issues? Development issues? Formation issues? etc.

What are your thoughts?

Seeing Gray, Adam Hamilton – A Review

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“Christianity has become a wedge that drives people from Christ, rather than drawing them to him. And Christians have, in their political involvement, acted to divide our nation rather than serve as the balm that can heal it” (xv). It is the desire to provide a more helpful and healthy approach to Christian dialogue on moral, political, and religious issues that provides the impetus for Adam Hamilton’s latest book, Seeing Gray in a World of Black and White: Thoughts on Religion, Morality, and Politics. Believing that “any issue about which thinking Christians disagree likely has important truth on each side of the debate,” Hamilton seeks to “draw upon what is best in both fundamentalism and liberalism by holding together the evangelical and social gospels, by combining a love of Scripture with a willingness to see both its humanity as well as its divinity, and by coupling a passionate desire to follow Jesus Christ with a reclamation of his heart toward those whom religious people have often rejected” (xvii).

Adam Hamilton is burdened to try to find a way forward past the polarizing and often destructive ways that Christians have too often related to one another. He writes, “part of the polarization we are experiencing in our country today is a result of pastors and church leaders who have abandoned the teachings of Jesus and the apostles regarding the way we speak of those with whom we disagree. Part of the healing of our nation must come from the church modeling for our society how we are to love those with whom we disagree. Right now we’re modeling for society how we destroy with our words and actions those we disagree with” (22-23).

Hamilton passionately argues that Christians often try to force us to make a choice between things that we don’t need to choose between. For example, “do we really have to choose between pursuing our faith with the intellect… or enjoying a deeply emotional, passionate, and heartfelt faith that moves us” (53). Thus, Hamilton seeks to outline the depth of the problem in the black and white world we live in, while making the case for seeing grey instead of choosing one or the other. Hamilton connects this desire with John Wesley whose “movement, Methodism, was born out of the theological conflicts that preceded him, and rather than finding himself drawn to the extremes, Wesley drew from them all as he articulated a gospel of the middle way” (4).

Seeing Grey is divided into three parts that are preceded by a foreward by Jim Wallis and an Introduction, “Are Jerry Falwell and John Shelby Spong Our Only Options?”, that vividly sets the stage for the major argument of the book. Part I makes the case for Seeing Gray in a world that is often black and white. This is where Hamilton lays out the reasons why it is necessary to begin to see things differently than we often have. Part II discusses the grey area in specific issues related to the Bible, Theology, and Christian Spirituality. Here Hamilton deals with issues such as Evolution, Heaven, Hell, the Problem of Evil, and Doubt. Part III “Politics and Ethics in the Center” deals with issues that are more political in nature, including: abortion, homosexuality, war, and how Christians should approach voting.

Hamilton is at his best when he is making the case that “Jesus preached one gospel that has, unfortunately, been split by the church into two: the social gospel and the personal evangelical gospel” (93). He convincingly shows that in many scenarios that are presented as either/or, the answer that is most faithful to the witness of Scripture is both/and. Hamilton also proved to be prophetic in his concerns about the War in Iraq that he wrote about March 1, 2003, just before the invasion of Iraq.

Having read much of his other work, I was disappointed at times that he seemed to largely reproduce what he had previously written elsewhere. In both the chapters dealing with homosexuality and abortion, he seemed to be largely rehearsing arguments that he had already made in his previous book Confronting the Controversies. He also used some of the same (albeit very powerful) illustrations. I was also intrigued that towards the end of the chapter “Will There be Hindus in Heaven?” by his offhanded comment:

Before ending this chapter I thought, for the Evangelicals reading this book, that a few other witnesses to this idea of inclusivism might be helpful. In the early church Jusin Martyr was said to have been an inclusivist. Ulrich Zwingli of the Reformers and, later, John Wesley, were inclusivists. C.S. Lewis held an inclusivist perspective, as was beautifully illustrated in the judgment scene in The Last Battle in the Chronicles of Narnia (110).

I am guessing that there are people who disagree with the way that some of these witnesses are characterized. I was surprised to see Wesley’s name in the list, as that would not have been my immediate impression of someone who talked so frequently of hell and described the first Methodist societies coming together because people wanted “to flee from the wrath to come.” Aside from referring to a fiction story that C.S. Lewis wrote, Hamilton offers no citations or evidence to support these claims. He maybe correct, but I wanted to hear more, especially regarding John Wesley. Perhaps, given the scope and purpose of his book, the best thing to do would have been to simply omit this passing reference.

Ultimately, I enjoyed reading this book. Adam Hamilton seems to have Midas’ Touch, from the standpoint that everything he says receives widespread attention. As an outside observer, my perception is that he is genuinely trying to use his power and influence in the most faithful way that he can. In his own denomination, the United Methodist Church, people on different sides of many issues do seem to be talking past one another more and more and even beginning to despise one another. We sometimes seem to be a very divided church. If Seeing Gray is able to succeed in helping people to take a deep breath, step back, and recognize that the people they disagree with have sane reasons for their beliefs and convictions, then it will have made a substantial and much needed contribution to United Methodism’s ability to stay united.